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Are You Up for It?
Summary: Cristiano drunk texts Leo after the match against Dortmund.
отсюдаCR7: i hate germans. like srsly man, i hate them.
CR7: well except mesut and sami. but that's diff, u noe? cuz they're ours.
CR7: u noe wat's not ours? the cl. again. i'm so sick of it. so sick - hey, that's a song, isn't it?
LEO: ur drunk, aren't you?
CR7: no i am NOT.
CR7: i am drunk on despair.
CR7: hey, isn't that alliteration or something? look at me, i'm a poet even when i'm drunk.
LEO: ur drunk.
CR7: ok fine, sherlock holmes. i am.
CR7: wanna join me?
LEO: no thnx.
CR7: why not??????
LEO: u shudn't drink. it's bad 4 u.
CR7: u noe what's bad 4 me? losing the cl. again.
CR7: u noe wat i hate the most?
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LEO: what?
CR7: every year we say next year, but next year never comes.
CR7: i'm tired of waiting.
CR7: i'm so sick of it.
CR7: i'm so sick of losing; so tired of tears. so done with wishing - how does the song go?
LEO: i don't know. i don't listen 2 neyo.
CR7: leooooooo r u sad too?
LEO: .
CR7: u can tell me. i won't laugh, i promise.
CR7: ok, i won't laugh TOO hard.
CR7: cross my die and hope to fingers.
CR7: i mean - u noe wat i mean.
LEO: yes, i'm sad.
CR7: you DID lose 7-0. that's pretty sad.
CR7 actually, rly sad.
LEO: cristiano.
CR7: ok, ok, sry.
CR7 i can't help it.
CR7: that must suck.
LEO: yeah, it does.
CR7: r u sad?
LEO: i just told u.
CR7: don't be sad.
CR7: u look like a kicked puppy when ur sad.
LEO: u look like a cat who drank spoiled milk.
CR7: ewwww i don't want to look like a cat.
CR7: y can't i be a dog?
CR7: i'd totally be head alpha dog, yo.
CR7: u can b my bitch.
LEO: ur rly drunk, aren't u?
CR7: i just told u.
LEO: u also told me b4 that u don't drink.
CR7: special times calls for special measures.
CR7: or whatever that saying was.
CR7: who cares?
CR7: i don't care about anything anymore. screw it all.
CR7: just screw everything. especially borussia dortmund.
LEO: go to sleep.
CR7: i can't.
LEO: well i want to. i'm tired.
CR7: u can sleep?
LEO: i want to.
CR7: rly?
LEO: ...
CR7: come on, listen 2 ur alpha dog. tell the truth.
LEO: i am not ur...bitch.
LEO: don't call me that, or else.
CR7: or else wat, leoooooooo?
LEO: good night.
CR7: no don't leave me, let's talk.
CR7: i don't like being alone.
CR7: leoooo? leoooOoo???
LEO: i'm tired too.
CR7: rite.
CR7: 7-0 is bound to be pretty tiring.
LEO: yea, so is winning la liga.
CR7: ouch.
CR7: that was harsh.
CR7: i deserved it, didn't i?
CR7: i didn't drink anything.
LEO: what?
CR7: i didn't drink any alcohol.
LEO: then-
LEO: oh.
CR7: yeah. oh.
LEO: cris.
CR7: yea?
LEO: don't drink so much despair.
CR7: LOL.
CR7: u sound like i have a choice.
CR7: it's not a choice.
CR7: u noe that. u of all ppl.
LEO: i know.
LEO: go to sleep, alpha dog.
CR7: so u admit it.
LEO: if i admit it, will u leave me alone?
CR7: if u rly want me to.
LEO: ur tired too, aren't u?
CR7: i am, but i can't sleep.
LEO: u want 2 talk 4 the rest of the nite?
CR7: i'm up 4 it if ur up 4 it.
LEO: i can't txt 4 that long. my fingers get tired.
CR7: skype??
LEO: u just want to have skype sex, don't u?
CR7: wat's wrong w/ that?
CR7: i'm up 4 it already.
CR7: if u get wat i mean ))
LEO: cris...
CR7: u noe u want to join me, baby.
CR7: so done w/ wishin u were still here.
CR7: u here yet?
CR7: that's in the song, btw.
LEO: yeah. i know.
LEO: hold on. lemme turn on my comp.
CR7: leo, u rock.
CR7: obvs not half as much as me, but still.
CR7: how bout this. u can b my beta.
LEO: how about u be quiet til skype.
CR7: ur gonna have to gag me then
LEO: i wish i cud.
LEO: don't take that a dirty way.
CR7: wat if i wanna???
LEO: wat r u like when ur actually drunk?
CR7: r u sure u wanna find out?
LEO: no. i'm good.
LEO: well, actually.
CR7: i'm apparently a very clingy, whiney drunk.
LEO: how is that diff from normal?
CR7: hey, leoooo, that's a low blow.
LEO: my comp turned on. logging on now.
CR7: i like ur face when u say my name right b4 u
Leo puts his phone away, his face flushed crimson by this point. He takes a breath before he clicks Skype, imagining Cristiano with his bottom lip caught between his teeth, his eyes dark and hazy—
Leo’s up for it too, apparently.